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Joke of the Day

"What's the tallest building in [insert your town/city here] The Library, it has the most stories......"

"Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes? FREEDOM RINGS"

"What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken? One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg."

"I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you"

"All the girls I've ever kissed can agree on one thing. It's weird that I have a beak."

"What do you call a Greek skydiver? Condescending"

"Why are frogs happy? Because they eat what bugs them.. Source: 3rd grader told me this joke.."

"So a commie, a clown and a crook walk into a bar... ...no wait, they enter a presidential race."

"April fools in Latvia Latvian ask friend if he want potato for lunch. Friend guess is April Fool joke. Say ""Too easy, never potato in Latvia, only sadness."" One man starve to death during lunch."

"Most people in horror movies would still be alive, if only those idiots had listened to the audience."