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Joke of the Day

"Asians are such bad drivers I am beginning to think Pearl Harbor was an accident. Just jacked this from a comment on ask Reddit....thought it should be shared."

"You know that guy who looks like that other guy in that show we used to like? He died. - how my wife and I communicate"

"How do crazy people get through a forest? They take the psycho-path!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Curly ! Curly who ? Curly Q !"

"Men do not have multiple orgasms like women do because if they did they would never be able to get out of the fucking shower."

"Confucius say....... ........woman who fly in plane upside down, crack up."

"My grandfather always said, ""Don't watch your money, watch your health."" So one day while I was watching my health, my grandfather stole my money."

"<-----Will never confess the actual number of house cats he's forced outdoors when the owner wasn't looking"

"It's good Michelangelo wasn't around for twitter. Be a bummer to see him rt'ing whenever someone said how majestic the Sistine Chapel was."

"I'm Absolutely Certain by R. U. Sure"