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Joke of the Day

"A man walked inside an interior decorators convention and everyone was laughing... He asked what's so funny. ""It's an inside joke""."

"What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz? You got a friend in me."

"I thought I found my soul mate for a minute there, but he was just a pervert on the internet. *runs after him"

"'I am your God, and now it is night!' I say as I turn the fish tank light off."

"To get your ""porn star name,"" take the street you grew up on and see whether it's in a low-income area with a high rate of domestic abuse."

"I told my friend he was noble.... He didn't react."

"You're fat and you need to diet... I won't sugarcoat it because you'll eat that too."

"Non-native English speakers, try to literally translate jokes from your own language We might get some weird/funny stuff"

"Don't buy whitening toothpaste It says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days. 15 days have come and gone... and I am still asian."

"An invisible man marries an invisible woman... The kids weren't much to look at!"