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Joke of the Day
"""Hey, did you see that article about cats invading the internet?"" ""Yeah, I reddit."""
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"[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is taco ME: four please JUDGE: we're not- ME: with chips JUDGE: ordering ME: *lips on mic* extra guac"
"cried at the dentist today but at least they thought it was because of them"
"I like to wear latex gloves to the doctor. Then he knows I can quickly retaliate if he gets too handsy."
"Psi walks into a bar And says to the owner ""Such a nice unit you have here, totally on a different scale"""
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"What does Donald Trump tell Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black"