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Joke of the Day
"Why did the janitor flush the toilet? Because it was his duty."
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"Remember, when someone claims to be a girl... He could be a Guy In Real Life."
"How does procrastination start? I'll tell you tomorrow."
"If you see me with a water bottle, there's probably vodka in it"
"I just took a huge shit. I don't know who it belongs to, but I took it."
"On Hitler's birthday my company is discounting everything... Everything will be nein percent off. My mother actually came up with this..not sure if I should be concerned."
"Now picture me using proper grammar Wronger"
"Is your ass okay? It has a crack in it."
"Wife: Let's get my mom a special gift; one that will make her lose her mind! Me: How about a guillotine? Wife: Me: I'll be on the couch."
"The Wifi and the deodorant of the person sitting next to me on this flight did not work :("