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Joke of the Day
"""My pleasure, doll"" ""My pleasure doll"" Commas can make a world of difference..."
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"TV Anchor: I don't have my Halloween costume yet but it's going to be cool and wet! Me: Wow you go girl! TVA: turning to weather... M: Oh..."
"Why do they call camels 'ships of the desert'? Because they are full of Arab semen."
"What do you call a cannibal that only eats Marxists? . . . a proletarian."
"Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends."
"What is a monkeys favorite candy? Rhesus species"
"They say a dog is man's best friend... but honestly, even my worst enemy wouldn't stare me dead in the eye while taking a shit in my living room."
"A barber asked a man how he wants his haircut In silence"
"Did you hear about the depressed man going on a cross country road trip? He's weeping the nation."
"Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?"" ""Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."""