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Joke of the Day
"What's a bitch's favorite form of advertisement? A paw pup."
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"The wedding card selection at this store blows. Lots of ""Congrats"" and ""Best wishes"" but no ""I still question your sexuality"" anywhere."
"Google introduced a new smartphone alarm that can wake users up on the subway so they don't miss their stop. As opposed to the alarm they use now: getting elbowed by the stranger they're drooling on."
"A wise man learns from his mistakes. A wiser man learns from others' mistakes."
"This deodorant says ""avoid contact with eyes"" Too late...I've already seen it."
"How did pirates communicate before the internet? Pier to Pier Networking"
"3 mods walk into a bar. [removed]"
"Him: You're married? Me: Well, it's Thursday. So, yeah. Him: What about on Friday? Me: Depends how Thursday goes."
"Did you know that the walrus has the second largest penis of all mammals? ........................... ........................... I have the first :) Stole it from 50 first dates."
"Want to hear a joke? Adam Sandler's career"