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Joke of the Day

"Why do tennis players have cold hands? They have bad mittens."

"What does BMW stand for? Black man working"

"Becoming a vegan ...was a big missed steak"

"Feminists hate me. Probabily because I am wearing my wife beater."

"What comes after fear but before sex? funf"

"My friend got a dog for his wife. I told him it was a fair trade."

"Shortest Joke Ever Venicine's dear isn't it. Courtesy of Jimmy Carr, great joke."

"A friend of mine asked if you could catch AIDS from a toilet seat. I said, only if you sit down before the other guy gets up."

"What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common? They only have an erection every 4 years"

"Sometimes it is very important if a sentence was said by a man or a woman. . A good example: ""I used a whole pack of tissues during that awesome movie yesterday..."