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Joke of the Day
"Why do tennis players have cold hands? They have bad mittens."
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"I like my rhinos like I like my eggs poached"
"If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear... Would Greece Help?"
"why is it so hard to solve a murder in Kentucky? Because everyone is related and there are no dental records."
"I thought a Vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant... ...but apparently it just changes the color of the baby."
"How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Give her a basketball, and tell her to read it."
"Ultracrepidarianism is the habit of giving opinions & advice on matters outside one's knowledge or competence. Or, as I call it, tweeting."
"""Johnny Depp looks good in that outfit!"" ""That's Diane Keaton."""
"""Good timing, Ke$ha"" I say as her song starts playing on the radio and I turn on the vacuum cleaner."
"Christina Applegate should totally get involved in a scandal-- then we could call it Applegategate"