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Joke of the Day

"What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common? They only have an erection every 4 years"

"Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack."

"Why is it faster to download Midget porn? The files are always smaller."

"Did you hear about the teacher who had eye problems? She couldn't control her pupils."

"Just saw a sign advertising crabs and clams. I don't know about you, but I prefer to keep the crabs away from my clam."

"My wife told me her period was lasting several days longer than normal. I said, Sounds more like an ellipsis..."

"Judging by his physique, I'd guess Popeye's a pretty accomplished masturbator."

"Did you hear about the girl who was dating the guy with the wooden leg? She broke it off"

"What did one snowman say to the other? ...do you smell carrots?"

"Did you know the Bible forbids sunbathing in Greece? That means it is a sin to go to Cos and get a tan."