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Joke of the Day
"Feminists hate me. Probabily because I am wearing my wife beater."
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"What do you call a guy dumped by his Asian girlfriend? Disoriented."
"Researchers just found a cure for cancer. Unfortunately, it's Ebola."
"My girlfriend called me pedophile earlier. That's a big word for an eight year old"
"[wife comes home from work] ""why havent you done any of the things i asked you to"" [the dog walks past dressed as a policeman] ive been busy"
"I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, When i woke up, my pillow was gone."
"On the highway, getting passed by a minivan is the football equivalent to getting tackled by the kicker."
"I bet if I were a MAN Apple wouldn't tell me my password ideas are weak."
"How do you keep a slow person in suspense?"
"What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard? Pillow fight"