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Joke of the Day

"What comes after fear but before sex? funf"

"Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle? Attire."

"I sleep better naked. Why is this flight attendant unable to understand that?"

"If someone doesn't stand up to let you pass them in movie theater seats, it's totally cool and legal to fart in their face as you walk by."

"Dot [limerick] There once was a woman named Dot, who lived off of pig-shit and snot. When she ran out of these, she ate the green cheese, that grew on the sides of her twat."

"Whats long and hard and has cum in it? a cucumber"

"Whats the difference between a good joke and Bad joke timing"

"I got fired from my job as a jihadist. They told me to blow up a bus, and I burnt my lips on the exaust pipe."

"I appreciate it when someone tells me to just ""get over it"" when I'm depressed. It gives me a chance to exercise my grave digging skills."

"The best part about being a comma is that you're usually followed by a nice big BUT."