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Joke of the Day
"Shortest Joke Ever Venicine's dear isn't it. Courtesy of Jimmy Carr, great joke."
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"What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery? No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!"
"This homeless man was shaking his cup at me with some change in it. Yeah i get it, you have more money than me. Quit it."
"When I was getting my prostate exam, I asked the Doc where I should put my pants ""Over there, besides mine."""
"I always try to hold the door open for women I see walk by, so we can talk and get to know each other. But none of them will get in my car."
"If it looks like a duck & swims like a duck & talks like an angry duck policeman, then you about to fail a sobriety test son"
"Why did Yoda never get married? Because when he was standing by alter, and asked ""If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife?"" His response was ""Do I?"""
"left my laptop bag at a restaurant last night and today i went to pick it up and the lady asked what was inside to verify that it's mine,"
"video games hav a negative effect on children they teach them to learn and adapt to any world they find themselves in adn overcome obstacles"
"David had his ID stolen yesterday... So we call him Dav now."