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Joke of the Day
"What does BMW stand for? Black man working"
Next Joke
"Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!"
"I was born short Thankfully I grew out of that phase."
"Im New Here"
"I feel guilty about being Asian because I didn't start playing the violin since I was born."
"Love means never being able to like another girl's selfie on Instagram ever again."
"What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar? I Expectsum Patronum"
"What's the other word for a pedophile with a large hat? The Pope. (sorry if repost, my friend just told it to me)"
"Everybody loves pussies... Except the dong lovers. *dog :P"
"How did the Romans split up their empire? With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks [Deep Digger Dan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=JUIumhWtTK4))"