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Joke of the Day

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Some obscure number you've never heard of"

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"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeves"
"If you can't hang Don't be a runaway slave"
"For all those who answer ""how's it goin?"" with ..""can't complain""...please review your FB status's"
"I gave my cat a middle name today, so she knows when she is really in trouble."
"How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden ? Hide the ball it drives them nuts !"
"What has six legs and goes ""Hodeedo, hodeedo?"" Three black guys about to miss the elevator"
"Just checked FaceBook.. Apparently there are only 4 more days till the weekend.. I'll keep you posted if anything changes guys"
"Two chicken are gossiping... And one of them says to the other: ""You know Brad?"" ""Yeah."" ""He's a total dick."""
"I know Muslims can't eat pork. Islam ok though?"