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Joke of the Day

"Two chicken are gossiping... And one of them says to the other: ""You know Brad?"" ""Yeah."" ""He's a total dick."""

"I was walking down the road and some guy tipped a whole carton of milk on me... How dairy"

"Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner? He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving."

"Ever accidentally say 'I love you' to important business customers on the phone? Me too. I MEAN ME NEITHER."

"Wife: ""Bad day?"" Me: ""Stupidhead boss treats me like a kid."" Wife: ""Now now *pats head* eat your nuggets before they get cold."""

"Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love? Because they have cotton balls."

"Playing hard to get works with some men but apparently cops call it ""resisting arrest."""

"How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself."

"How do you sell a deaf guy a frog? DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip."

"Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians? A Black Adder"