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Joke of the Day
"What has six legs and goes ""Hodeedo, hodeedo?"" Three black guys about to miss the elevator"
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"What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap? A farte"
"[talks about how badass wolves are for 20 mins] date: can we talk about something else? [pulls out powerpoint on why wolves are badass] No"
"Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers? He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. ^^back ^^to ^^work..."
"There's no crying in baseball! But there is in cryball and you're gonna make it big, kid! Are you smiling? There's no smiling in cryball!"
"You know when birds fly in an arrow formation? You know the reason why one side is sometimes longer then the other? Well, there's more birds on that side."
"What's the boob of a nun called? Sanctity."
"Jesus Christ.. ..."
"""Sure Chief, you can join us for dinner this year. But in the future, you're gonna need reservations."" -Pilgrims, at the first Thanksgiving"
"What was the pig when he got laryngitis...? He was dis-gruntled!"