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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeves"
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"If you are at school, and the urge to take drugs hits you... Speak to the supply teacher.."
"Got in a fight with my boner this morning; Don't worry i beat it single handedly."
"Why don't women need a watch? There's a clock on the stove."
"My Girlfriend told me she didn't want anything for Birthday I didn't give her anything :O #ThugLife"
"Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet? The second page of a youtube search."
"What do horses eat on the internet? Hayy lmao"
"I told my sister a joke about the belts. I didn't know if it would hold up"
"Q: Why did the clown cross the road? A: To find his rubber chicken."
"""What are you doing today?"" ""Nothing."" ""That's what you did yesterday."" ""I'm not done yet."""