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"If you can't hang Don't be a runaway slave"
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"Brooklyn When you go to Brooklyn always bring a camera, because there are many things in Brooklyn that you will see, then never see again in your life... Starting with that camera."
"I Farted... I farted infront of my Jewish friend and he got offended, i shrugged and said ""what? A little gas never killed anyone"""
"I honestly have allergies and dry skin this time of year, but it never looks good for a dude to have tissues & lotion on his desk."
"Why did they not allow farmers in Greece? They got tired of all the minotaurs."
"What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common? They're both crushed-asians"
"Someone dumped in the urinal! It was real shitty!"
"ladies, call me a badly designed excel spreadsheet because my D column is unnecessarily large"
"Smoking 1: What Cures Smoking 2: Cancer"
"Wilderness survival tip #32: To deter bears from attacking your tent, simply sprinkle your neighbor's campsite with bacon powder."