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Joke of the Day

"For all those who answer ""how's it goin?"" with ..""can't complain""...please review your FB status's"

"You know what they call the strategy involving freshmints while playing a game of timed tic tac toe? The tic tac tick tick tic tac toe tactic"

"What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ? A stripey jumper !"

"I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now."

"What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist."

"I'm not being creepy but i can see thru my binoculars that your family portrait is hanging crooked on your wall"

"What's the difference between a toilet and a drummer? A toilet only has to deal with shit from one asshole at a time."

"*Brings axe to slumber party* ""Oops. I thought you said 'lumber party'"" *Knew the whole time* *Waits until they're asleep* *Chops down tree*"

"What's 69?... (NSFW) A great sexual position. What's 6.9? A great sexual position interrupted by a period."

"Why do so many new brides get crow's feet as soon as they're married? From squinting and saying, ""Suck what?"""