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Joke of the Day

"The average family income has gone up 2% while the cost of living has increased 23%. - Me explaining to my son why he can't have a sister."

"if pointing out racism makes me a racist, then i'm going to start pointing out millionaires."

"What do you call something that is big, red, and sucks cock? A big red cocksucker."

"Me: This is a nice, quiet neighborhood. Real estate agent: This is a cemetery. Me: I'll take it."

"What do Asian people use as blindfolds? Shoe laces."

"What do you call a gay French baker? A faguette"

"me: [raises hand] my date: again, that's not necessary"

"I am not a ""Grammar Nazi""... I prefer the term ""Alt-Write""."

"The guy who invented the mohawk was originally just trying to get his sideburns the same length."

"I don't understand why women programmers are mad when male programmers objectify their body.... After all, it is object oriented programming."