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Joke of the Day
"What did the Chinese guy think about assisted suicide? He was worried about the euthanasia..."
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"I'm not saying... Putin is humiliating Obama, but the last time a Russian treated an African America like this, Apollo creed died."
"Helicopter flying above my apartment. I wanna go out in my hoodie and start running like a thief."
"What did the slut's left leg say to her right leg? Nothing. They've never met."
"What fruits do vampires eat? Blood oranges."
"Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights"
"What kind of sword is good for chopping up young girls? A cutlass."
"My password is the last 9 digits of pi."
"My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday It was mighty kind of them, but they misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch"""
"They are starting to print new Euro notes... ...on grease proof paper."