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Joke of the Day
"Gay jokes aren't funny... ...cum on guys"
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"My kids don't believe that before video games, we used to have to go out and buy a hedgehog, paint it blue, then give it cocaine."
"What Men think What is the useless skin around the vagina called? The Women"
"Tell me Jeeves, are lemons tweeting? -No,sir. -Well, it seems I squeezed the canary in my tea again."
"30 cows, 28 chicken. how many didn't? 10"
"Kim Kardashin flour bombing incident Police called off the search for the person who flower bombed Kim Kardashin. They learned it was just Lindsey Lohan sneezing"
"The milkman A man comes home to his wife and says 'apparently the milkman has slept with every woman on this street except one', his wife replies 'I bet it's that stuck up cow at number 12'"
"I got robbed by a magician Took my wallet, watch and every silver dollar I had behind my ear."
"If i were a pro wrestler my finisher would be struggling to put together an IKEA chair then smashing it on the other dude in frustration"
"fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you're healthy and hydrated"