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Joke of the Day

"Kim - Where is North West? Kanye - *takes out compass* Kim - I mean my baby! Kanye - I'm right here. Kim - Jesus Kanye! Kanye - Yeezus*"

"Your mama is so fat... She bungee jumped and went straight to hell."

"Me: Ugh! I never know what to say in these situations... Friend: You say 'good morning' back"

"Dead memes are like dead babies They never get old."

"Did you hear about the new show about a camel on a cow ranch? It's been called a dairy drama about a dromedary."

"I'm learning ancient history ? So am I lets go for a walk and talk over old times !"

"What doesn't kill you isn't earning the money I paid."

"[Cat Businessmen] ""Geez, Phil, you look exhausted. Being a new father is tough, huh."" *sighs* I only got 16 hours of sleep last night."

"How many people died on the Titanic? A boatload."

"I tried to catch a bunch of fog this morning. Mist"