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Joke of the Day

"Dead memes are like dead babies They never get old."

"I got chatting to a lumberjack in a pub. He seemed like a decent feller."

"You wouldn't know her. She goes to a different Internet"

"When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs? Only when they snap at something!"

"sorry I didn't answer when you called, I had 6 Peeps in my mouth"

"I wonder if clothes in China say ""made around the corner"""

"Terrorists now have a brand new state of the art weapon that can be hidden in plain sight The Galaxy Note 7"

"I wore a suit to Walmart and they made me their king."

"I'm gonna start following my cat to the litter box and sit in her lap while she takes a shit"

"Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth!"