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Joke of the Day

"Your mama is so fat... She bungee jumped and went straight to hell."

"Where do you find an enlightened mosquito? In Bhuddapest"

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A Paragraph, because he's not a full Essay"

"People ask me to do things months in advance and I'm like, WOW, how does it feel not to expect you might die by freak accident at any time?"

"An epic story of love Man riding bicycle with gf Man gives gf helmet Man says I love you Man does 720 inverted wheelie Man dies Man in news Woman cries"

"So what DID the reddit admins said to the mods?"

"Which actor is always criticising churchgoers? Christian Slater."

"Why do midgets laugh when they run through grass? Because the grass tickles their balls."

"After the Thanksgiving dinner, everyone says (-1)/8"

"What did one Labium say to the other Labium? We were tight until that Dick came between us."