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Joke of the Day
"What doesn't kill you isn't earning the money I paid."
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"How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night? Take away their beds..."
"Why did the Titanic have a hard time getting a date? It couldn't break the ice."
"A girl went to the village shaman She asked him ""I saw a dog in my dream and he was licking my foot. What does it means?"" The shaman replied ""It means that your other half will come soon"""
"What is Harry Potters abortion spell? Fetus-Deletus"
"Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine? The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!"
"What is the preferred newspaper of lighting fixtures? The Lamp Post."
"""Careful, there's poop on the dance floor."" - how ballet was invented."
"Never confuse a Kiwi with an Aussie. One's a soft, hairy fruit and the other's a Kiwi!"
"And then the lord said...... ...come forth and you shall be granted eternal life...But i came fifth and won a toaster instead! Which is cool because i did not have a toaster"