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Joke of the Day
"I tried to catch a bunch of fog this morning. Mist"
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"4 introverts walk into a bar... What? Were you expecting something else?"
"I'm lucky have a friend like you. I'm just glad he isn't TOO much like you."
"Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son? She named him Oedipus."
"I went to the doctors today told him ""I've got a problem, every time I finish masturbating I sing the American national anthem"". The doctor said, ""Don't worry, a lot of wankers sing that""."
"What do you call a serial bail man. Cereal flakes"
"I cant believe i got fired from the calendar factory All i did was take a day off."
"How do you make five pounds of fat look attractive? put a nipple on it."
"Sex jokes aren't funny I mean cum on people"
"What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer"