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Joke of the Day

"Me: Ugh! I never know what to say in these situations... Friend: You say 'good morning' back"

"The shepherd woke up one afternoon... ""Oh no! I fell asleep! I hope nobody stole my sheep. Let's see 1, 2, *Zzzzzz*"""

"Funny pick up line Are you from Japan? Because I want to get in Japanese!"

"Why didn't Hitler drive a stick shift? Because he hated Stalin"

"Whats the difference between toast and Frenchmen? You can make soldiers out of toast."

"Packing for a trip, Husband says I don't need to overpack. It is so cute how he thinks I'm coming back."

"Sporks: the bisexual's favorite utensil"

"Movie Law: All computer hackers have to say ""We're in"" when they get into ""the system"""

"So we're basically living the plot of ""Contagion,"" but instead of dying girls keep getting bangs."

"I'll never understand how Americans use cheese from tubes or slices as everyday food... We should definitely make America grate again."