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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new show about a camel on a cow ranch? It's been called a dairy drama about a dromedary."

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"My left hand is dominant. Sometimes it spanks my right one."
"My friend told me this one Q: Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant? A: There are just too many pastabilities!"
"So a woman walks out of the kitchen... ..."
"Don't you love it when you order salt at McDonald's and you accidentally get some fries!"
"*seinfeld voice* What's the dill with pickles?"
"Who is your favorite X-Man? Mine is Bruce Jenner"
"How does a streetwalker sing and give bj-s at the same time? She takes off her glass eye"
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. *drops mic, gets beat by security*"
"Long ago I got my first job as a circumciser. The pay was not much but I collected a lot of tips."