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Joke of the Day
"I'm learning ancient history ? So am I lets go for a walk and talk over old times !"
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"My grandmother's stories always include the race of everyone involved"
"I saw my waitress had a black eye so I ordered really slow Since she's obviously not good at listening."
"What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor? You stop laughing and shoot him again."
"My grandma is very conservative. It would break her heart if she knew I was bi -partisan."
"I've been dumped by my girlfriend... She found me creepy as I always had to have a name for my penis, oh well, guess I'll have to take Matters into my own hands now."
"My wife and I were watching some Show jumping. She looked at one of the horses and cackled, ""Look at the cock on that thing!"" I said, ""Don't be rude, he's probably a nice guy."""
"How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb? The lightbulb works fine..."
"Japan just had an earthquake, I saw it on TV. It was a ground breaking news"
"Negative people There is a special place for all the negative people in the universe. It's called the 3rd Quadrant."