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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a sorority and a circus? A circus has a cunning array of stunts"

"Why do female zombies have such a terrible sex life? Because whenever they shout, ""I want you inside me."" all of the guys run away."

"What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A Milk Dud."

"Did you hear about the newly-released Michael Jackson autobiography? It's called ""The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing."""

"What does Massive Attack call Parkinson's Disease? Interia Creeps Moovin' Up Slowly"

"*Pulls away from Kissing* Me: This isn't weird is it? Cat: Meow"

"If you plant a block of ramen noodles in the ground and water it with cold ones every day, it will grow into a college kid. It's science."

"You know what they say about Arlington National Cemetery... People are dying to get in there."

"forrest gump (1994): this film gave me very unrealistic expectations of what my life would be like as a huge idiot. 2/10"

"What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality? An alter eagle!"