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Joke of the Day
"You know what they say about Arlington National Cemetery... People are dying to get in there."
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"[Chumbawumba concert] I get knocked down, but I get up again.. [whack-a-mole just goin nuts in the crowd] ""Aw hell yeah!"""
"Remember, freedom isn't free. If you're with the military-industrial complex, it can be incredibly profitable."
"Opinions are like assholes... sometimes you need a second asshole"
"This is marketing!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE-SbJbl2co"
"North Korea's launch code B A"
"I'm a low maintenance girlfriend. Just bring me a bouquet of cats."
"What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved."
"Why can't you ever trust an atom? Because they make up everything"
"What do black people and a tornado have in common? It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood."