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Joke of the Day
"*Pulls away from Kissing* Me: This isn't weird is it? Cat: Meow"
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"Interviewer: how do you feel about traveling? Me: oh I dont know, I mean I just met you"
"A batman joke Batman and Robin are walking down the street. Robin: Hey Batman, can I tell you a joke? Batman: Sure, Robin. R: Knock, knock B: Who's there? R: NOT YOUR PARENTS"
"Cosby/Fogle for President! Americans can forget the last 8 years happened and feel like kids again."
"*Walks in late to dinner* I see fed people."
"The phrase ""Silence is golden"" doesn't make any sense because duct tape is silver."
"Why don't witches have babies? Because their men have hollow-weenies!"
"Say no to drugs, kids. Wait until your thirties when you really need them."
"Have you heard about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines."
"What do you call a deer that likes rain? A rain-deer. I know it's terrible."