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Joke of the Day
"What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex? The crayon is non-toxic!"
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"What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess? The latter is a group of cunning runts."
"Did you hear that in September of 2001, America made a 'The Hobbit' based plane? It's first stop was the Two Towers"
"What do you call introverted hobbits? Shyer folk"
"Yesterday CNN reported that ""sitting will kill you, even if you exercise"" and I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but living will kill you."
"Most girls know what they're wearing next Halloween because they saw another girl wearing it last night."
"My wife told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt So I punched her in the face and fucked her twice. Har har har"
"I hate listening to music during sex... There honestly aren't many good 30 second songs out there."
"What do you call a tight asshole? a noose"
"Why aren't any transvestites astronauts? Because in space, there's no drag.^please^dont^hurt^me."