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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that in September of 2001, America made a 'The Hobbit' based plane? It's first stop was the Two Towers"

"Yo Mama is so fat...when she took her shirt off at the strip clubeveryone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars"

"What do you call a deep-sea diving dog? Scuba - Doo!"

"After I saw that my wife ""Checked In"" to the mall I called to report her credit cards stolen."

"I don't like the Powerballs....only one person ever wins, is what I told my dad after he asked whether or not he was hurting me."

"Why did the communists trip over? Because they were Russian!"

"Roses are Red, Violets are blue... ""Gorilla shot at Cincinnati Zoo."""

"A long time ago a friend of mine called me conceited, but after all these years I've found out that I'm just one swell guy."

"I hate the Blacks in my neighborhood. Mr. Black is a douche. Mrs. Black is a slut. And the kids are the worst."

"*walks up to little girl* ""Honey, is your dad in jail?"" ""No, why?"" ""Because if I was your dad, I'd be in jail."""