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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a tight asshole? a noose"
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"What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of? Just some light jokes with bit of humor . Nothing too dark."
"Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside? Because 9/11 was an inside dog."
"""My eyes are up here"" ~ The last words heard by any guy who checked Medusa out."
"Life is all about trying way too hard to look like you're not trying."
"What wears a leather jacket, and would kill you if it fell from a tree? An elephant wearing a leather jacket!"
"Oscar Wilde once boasted that he could make a pun on any subject... Someone called out ""The Queen!"" ""Ah"", replied Wilde, ""but the Queen is not a subject."""
"Why was the graveyard so noisy? Because of all the coffin."
"What is Nux's favorite browser? Chrome."
"flight attendant: sir, are you raising your hand me: how do i access the wifi fa: im doing safety announcements me: is that lowercase"