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Joke of the Day

"Why aren't any transvestites astronauts? Because in space, there's no drag.^please^dont^hurt^me."

"My wife and I are painting our house. I never knew there were so many greys. I hear there's a book about it. There's at least 50."

"It must be hard to be the fat kid in your classroom... And must be even harder for Kim Jong Eun, who is the only fat kid in his country."

"Why does a milking stool have only three legs? Because the cow has the udder!"

"How do you get a Jewish girls number? Check her wrists."

"(punny) Did you hear about the orgy at the campground? It was in tents"

"My girlfriend peed her pants and asked me if she was still beautiful. I told her, ""urinate out of ten."""

"How many Feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Feminists can't change anything."

"How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah"

"Name That Tune My school had a ""Name that Tune"" activity for the staff, and they had sound trouble so there was silence. I shouted out ""John Cage!"" and no one laughed."