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Joke of the Day

"Why aren't any transvestites astronauts? Because in space, there's no drag.^please^dont^hurt^me."

"bloke in the pub The other night, this bloke in the pub was telling me he was a big star in the 80's with a song called ""stand and deliver"". I didn't believe a word he said, but he was adamant"

"I like short jokes."

"I believe every child should be given a chance... ...and that's why if they can guess the number I'm thinking of, I'll let them go..."

"I escaped Iraq. Wanna know how? Iran."

"TIL that I was born exactly 9 months after my Dad's 32nd birthday... and my mom gives awful birthday gifts."

"*Squats down to look for food in the refrigerator* Fitness."

"The current state of the Canadian economy. This is /r/jokes right?"

"In the meantime I plan on absolutely crushing it over on LinkedIn."

"What's the difference between a computer and a woman? A computer only has to have information punched into it once."