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Joke of the Day

"Most girls know what they're wearing next Halloween because they saw another girl wearing it last night."

"A beggar attacked me with a frying pan... ... he was arrested for panhandling."

"People judge public housing, but it's cheap and your neighbors sell you drugs so I'm not sure I see the problem..."

"What is a joke that works on many levels? HR Department."

"Dear Redditors. Sad news today. The guy who invented beastiallity drowned yesterday. He sleeps with the fishes now."

"What do you call a sheep without legs? A cloud."

"I think the most profound advice my father ever told me was... ""Stop using me in your bullshit stories."""

"What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen? Carlos."

"I have a joke for you that has no punchline."

"Like a princess A man takes his girlfriend out on a date, and as they are leaving he says ""I'm going to treat you like a princess"". So they jump in his Mercedes and he drives into a wall."