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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess? The latter is a group of cunning runts."

"All about a Girl and you...! If girl is with you - Restaurant Bill If girl is far from you - Mobile bill If girl is separated from you - Than Bar Bill. Moral - No Girl - No Bills!"

"You have a smile that could light up a whole psych ward. <3"

"My 6 yr old just asked if I'm a happy wife.. her cover is blown I think she might be working for the other side"

"What do you call a man that stabs many packets of Cornflakes? A Cereal Killer."

"Girl, are you my brake pads and rotors? Because I'd like to grind on you until you groan loudly and I have to replace you."

"Why do girls get so moody when they're on their periods? It's such an ovary action."

"How do you know Bono is selfish? He does a lot of Pro-Bono work."

"OMG. My wife's boyfriend made such a fuss when I told his parents at dinner about how noisy those two are in bed."

"What did the Rastafarian say to his lady friend? Jamaican me crazy!!"