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Joke of the Day
"If at first you don't succeed Then skydiving isn't for you."
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"Why did the console gamer cross the street? To render the rest of the buildings"
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"Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King? He couldnt Mufasa enough."
"So sex workers ever post anything that's nsfw?"
"2 hours into dieting] omg I'm so lightheaded"
"What is love? Baby don't hurt me."
"How does a mathematician cure constipation? How does a mathematician cure her constipation? She works it out with a pencil."
"Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting ""Pieces of four""? Short John Silver!"
"What's large, gray, wrinkly, and not important? An irrelephant."