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Joke of the Day

"When I see a homeless person, I usually don't give them money. I just go out and buy some drugs for them."

"My favorite kind of math is adding insult to injury."

"What is Hitler's favourite type of music? Reich n' Roll"

"Teacher asked us today, ""What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?"" You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)"

"What's the hardest part about eating a vegtable? The wheelchair."

"What's the difference between the Polish and polish? No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you"

"I'll bet even homeless people look at funeral homes and think, ""Nope. I'd rather stay out here."""

"When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on."

"My girlfriend wants me to take her to Paris, and treat her like a princess The only thing is, I don't know which to pick: the guillotine or the Mercedes."

"So a camel opened up an ice-cream parlor... he called it Dromedary Queen"