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Joke of the Day
"Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King? He couldnt Mufasa enough."
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"Its pretty annoying how women complain about having 1 baby in their stomach I have like a million in my ballsack and im not complaining."
"Going from Obama to Trump is like going to a nice restaurant but it's full so u leave and have to eat an old ketchup packet from ur car"
"I should write a personal apology to the employees of the sewage treatment plant for what I just sent them."
"Why did the can crusher quit his job? It was soda pressing..."
"TIL that the term ""A stroke of luck"" has more than one meaning- -when my fortune teller gave me a handjob."
"Two condoms are walking down the street... They pass a gay bar and one condom says to the other ""hey, do you wanna get shit-faced?"""
"Key ring A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once."
"What do you call it when a photo of gay lovers falls from the wall and shatters into two pieces, tearing them apart? Broke back-mounting."
"9: What are you going to be for Halloween dad? me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be? me: Mad"