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Joke of the Day
"2 hours into dieting] omg I'm so lightheaded"
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"Q: IS IT SEXUAL HARASMENT IF YOU GO TO A WOMAN AND TELL HER HER HAIR SMELLS NICE? A: WHAT IF THE MAN IS A DWARF?"
"I heard they're selling heart-burns that only take two minutes to cook now! I think they were called, Hot-pockets?"
"What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor? The foundation's been laid."
"I woke up to find that someone pooped in my slow cooker. What a crock of shit!"
"Who does Hitler call when his dog is sick? A Veteran Aryan"
"What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to jail for impersonating a police officer..."
"Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It looks like the backstroke, sir."
"My friend is working on a website and told me he wanted to use MySQL. Why can't he just use HisOwnSQL?"
"Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls til she died"