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Joke of the Day
"What's large, gray, wrinkly, and not important? An irrelephant."
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"Honey-girl,,,,, your skirt is so short ,,,, your STD's are showing"
"If a tree falls in a boreal forest and no one is around... ...could you hear a pine drop?"
"Wanna hear a joke? Western Feminism."
"What do you call a bra designed for neutrois? Ze-bra"
"Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route."
"Relationship status: I get the remote to myself!"
"""And you don't want hairy hands, now do you? Oh! And googling 'it' will make you go blind..okay! Mommy loves you."" - Sis at her 9 year old."
"How do you measure the molar mass of guacamole? With Avocado's Constant."
"What do you call a person of Irish and Asian descent? Rice Paddy. - Edit: Credit goes to my nickname from some clever fucker classmate when I was a kid."