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Joke of the Day
"Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting ""Pieces of four""? Short John Silver!"
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"My money is on MySpace to take the Gold in the Downhill Competition."
"It's so cold that I have to take half a Viagra so I won't pee on my shoes."
"my abacus is super trustworthy i can always count on it"
"My husband accidentally texted mewting instead of meeting. Now I can't stop picturing a bunch of kittens in a conference room."
"Everyone gets on the fashion industry for unrealistic beauty standards, but can we talk about unrealistic depictions of food on boxes?"
"An officer gets shot in a marijuana raid..."
"Charm me with your intelligence or just wait till I'm really drunk."
"parents just reaming ms frizzle out at a pta meeting. ""you took our kids to god damn outer space. we didnt even have to sign a form"""
"I love the smell of blown out matches... Chile vs Mexico was a real treat!"