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Joke of the Day

"What is love? Baby don't hurt me."

"i would like to join whatever weight loss program my wallet is on because its working wonders"

"I'm sorry, your photo is so confusing. You're gonna need to hashtag every detail of it for me so I can grasp what's going on here."

"What quality was the wine that Jesus made ? Bloody good."

"What do you call a mexican drug dealer? MariJUANa"

"Three men walk into a bar... One ducks."

"I like my coffee like I like my women.. Thrown into a burlap sack and transported across the border."

"Anyone have any sex laying around they're not using I could borrow?"

"Two muffins are in the oven. . . One turns to the other and says ""its a bit hot in here"", the other screams ""ahhh! a talking muffin"""

"Do you know how we know that Santa Claus is married? Because he only comes once a year! Merry Christmas. P.S. I'm sure this joke has been told somewhere but just in case someone hasn't heard it."