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Joke of the Day
"What do Subway and Chuck E Cheese's have in common? Shitty food."
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"The cool thing about robbing a library is that you have two weeks before they notice."
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"Jesus was the original crossfit."
"What element in the Periodic Table of Elements can you not take seriously? Silly-con!"
"""Rocky, come here, good boy. Sit down. Sit in the sofa...siiitttt!!!"" said Sean Connery."
"What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work? The aftermath"
"A decrease in popularity I think a great decrease of the popularity of the song ""It's Raining Men"" was caused by 9/11."
"I haven't been laid in so long that the Pope is laughing at me."
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