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Joke of the Day
"What element in the Periodic Table of Elements can you not take seriously? Silly-con!"
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"Food critics have it easy... everything is handed to them on a silver platter."
"I found out my girlfriend is really into buoyancy. I said ""Whatever floats your boat."""
"""Naked ladies!!"" - art"
"What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning? Grab a cup of joe."
"Shout out to my kids. BECAUSE SHOUTING IS THE ONLY WAY THEY HEAR ME."
"Please don't directly insult people on Twitter. Use passive aggressive, indirect insults only, like a damn adult."
"My mum always told me it's better out than in... But my uncle always told me that it's better in than out."
"In history we were asked to give our opinion on the representation of slaves in the United States in the 18th and 19th centuries... I gave it a 3 out of 5"
"Well, if it doesn't include antidepressants, they shouldn't call it a Happy Meal."