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Joke of the Day
"The cool thing about robbing a library is that you have two weeks before they notice."
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"""I don't think so"", said Rene Descartes Just then he vanished."
"Do you own a chicken farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock"
"How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ? 'Voodoo like to dance with me ?'"
"That good buddy on Facebook who likes your status because nobody else will."
"I like when videogames limit how many things you can hold. ""You have 100 items in an invisible bag. Carrying another would be unrealistic"""
"Bathrooms without noisy ventilation fans make me feel unsafe"
"Did you hear they found a dead ice cream vendor covered in sprinkles? Police are saying he topped himself."
"Pat Sajak and Alex Trebek are scaling down a mountain with a group of hikers. However, one of the safety clips snap. Who's in jeopardy?"
"American Dream American is telling a German about the ""American dream"". He asks if they have a German dream? We did, replied the German, but no one really liked it."