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Joke of the Day

"A decrease in popularity I think a great decrease of the popularity of the song ""It's Raining Men"" was caused by 9/11."

"They are giving free AIDS test at the DMV. The only thing worse than waiting in line at DMV is finding out you have AIDS."

"Why didn't the Romans try to kill Jesus after he rose from the dead? They were too afraid to double cross him."

"Congrats to #LeonardoDiCaprio on his first Best Actor Oscar. You can stop sacrificing goats now."

"My doctor told me I had to quit masturbating Turns out it was because he was trying to examine me"

"Mexican magician to audience: I'll disappear on the count of three. ""Unos"", ""Dos"", *poof* They disappeared without a tres."

"Blonde and brunette are stuck in elevator... Blonde starts yelling HELP HELP Brunete: it is better if we yell together. Blonde: TOGETHER TOGETHER"

"Before I got divorced, I should have converted all my assets to jokes. Because my ex couldn't ever take one."

"What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer? ...mainly SMALL ARMS."

"Why do hens sit on eggs? because they're too poor to afford chairs."