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Joke of the Day

"A decrease in popularity I think a great decrease of the popularity of the song ""It's Raining Men"" was caused by 9/11."

"Doctor says: ""No sex for 6 weeks after birth."" Me: Why? Did her vagina see its shadow? Doctor: Me: Doctor: Please tell me you're not the father."

"Who was the first person Aaron Hernandez called after the shooting? Wes Welker. Everyone knows you need a white Bronco to get away with murder."

"Why does the communist party hate planes? Because they're always Stalin"

"Donald Trump Is proof that Willie Wonka had sex with the Oompa Loompas."

"What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning? She puts her clothes back on and goes home."

"I have a black belt in leather"

"Given their destructive force to homes, kids' birthday parties should get names like hurricanes do. Birthday Party Hugo."

"Two women are gardening when one pulls up a huge carrot, she says ""this reminds me of my husband"" and the other woman says, ""that big?"" and the first one says ""No, that dirty."""

"What's so unpleasant about being drunk? Just ask a glass of water! -Douglas Adams"